Tuesday, 20 August 2013

Day Two Prague, The One With the Ice Bar, the Unnecessary Reservations and a Sausage in a Box

Our first morning in Krakow began as the first night ended, with loud Germans. Throw in what appeared to be a dying bird and you don’t exactly get a pleasant wake up call. But we were up and ready to head off to Prague, one of the good things about our Krakow hostel was that they left out breakfast, typically the Germans had eaten the majority of it, but there was enough food for a good meal.

When we arrived at the train station we realised a flaw in our plan, we had to reserve to get onto the trains we needed. Now we did know that we would need to make reservations on the long distance trains but we didn’t think that we would have to reserve seats to get onto the smaller trains. So we joined the long queue of confused looking Brits waving around their Interrail passes and made reservations for our first two journeys. We then went to buy some snacks for the train however left this a little late and ended up running through a shopping centre with our massive backpacks on, luckily we made it with seconds to spare (this may be an exaggeration.)

Updating the twittering world!


I'm pretty sure that the first train was the Hogwarts Express and we managed to secure a cabin for ourselves, something that rarely happened on later journeys. This was one of the nicest train journeys we had, barely any stops and the time flew by, although when we did stop i'm certain it was because of Dementors. The genuine Hogwarts Express experience.


On the way to Hogwarts
Our next train ride of the day was an entertaining one, I hadn’t laughed so much for a long time. It started off innocently when the man that runs the food trolley came into our cabin and asked if we had seen his crocs. Sure enough the missing crocs were underneath my chair, a little later I went to buy some food as I hadn’t bought anything at the last station. When I got to the restaurant carriage the man working there told me that they didn’t have any sandwiches available but he could make me a “frankfurter with bread” which I assumed was going to be a hotdog. But when you assume you make an ass out of you and me, and I tend to do that a lot. What I was handed was two hotdogs in a box with five pieces of bread. Not even an equal amount of bread to make a sandwich with. After this entertained Karl and Dan for a while and I had constructed several mini sandwiches the trolley man came with complimentary snacks, juice/water and a biscuit. However not the nice biscuits, they were for first class only. This was also our first encounter with unwanted sparkling water, something that would haunt the rest of the trip.

My unexpected meal

Free Juice (Although I asked for Orange)
The downside to the journey between Krakow and Prague was the fact that our reservations were not checked on the first two trains leading to a very irritated Dan. Because of this we decided to get on our third train without making a reservation but as we got on we saw the signs on the doors stating that we would need  a reservation, thankfully they did look at them on this train and it wasn't a complete waste of money. If you are Interrailing read the small print carefully, i'm sure most people know and we were just optimistic but if its not a regional train make sure you reserve! 

The hostel in Prague started off our long chain of having 0% luck in finding the hostel. It wasn’t that the instructions were bad, we did actually manage to find the street it was on at one point but we didn’t realise we were on the right street and walked right past the hostel. About 30 minutes later, after several stops to relieve our backs and a trip into a bar where 3 overly helpful men raced to show me where to go on Google maps, we found it. The hostel we stayed in was Hostel Arnosta, it was a big place with helpful staff, there were plenty of showers and although there were only two toilets there was never a queue to use them. The only minor issue was that the wifi didn’t work in the rooms and only seemed to work if you sat on the stairs near the reception so there was a constant group of people sitting around there and making use of the wifi.

A similar room to the one we stayed in.
That night we decided to try out Pragues famous night club Karlovy Lazne. It’s the biggest music club in Central Europe and with five floors really had something for everyone, at 180czk its about £6 to get in and it was worth every penny since there really was something for everyone there. When we went in we went to an ice bar, you pay 140czk (About £5) to get in and it gets you  a cocktail (which comes in an ice glass.) The walls, bar, tables and sculptures were all made of ice and it was kept at -7 degrees so was pretty freezing but we were given big coats and gloves so it was unlikely that we would get hypothermia. I would happily have spent more time in there but i'm not sure how my body would have coped with the cold.

An Ice cold drink.

Looking cool.
Ice Queen

We spent a long time in the club going to all the different floors and finding out what the music was like on each. There was Radio Hits (which was basically a selection of odd foreign songs,) dance, oldies (cheese,) R&B and chillout. It was a really good night and definitely worth going to if you are ever in Prague. After we had tried out all of the floors we headed home and although Karl steered us off in the wrong direction when he didn’t think I had taken us the right way we all got home safe and sound after having an amazing night. 





Practicing my Rocky
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Saturday, 10 August 2013

Krakow Calling!

So I've finally written this blog post, I have no excuse for why I didn't do it sooner, I have the attention span of a drunk goldfish. Anyway hope you enjoy day one, planning to do one of these a week, I give myself a week!

Now anyone that knows me will know that I am definitely not, in any shape or form, a morning person. It’s rare that I am up before 10 o’clock, and when I am I cant say that I am a social person to be around. But with an early flight I had to be up, if not social. I won’t go into detail about the airport, it was just standard early morning airport, we had a Panini (which I feel is a necessity in any airport) and after being informed that you can in fact get hay fever in Poland we were on the plane. It was a pretty standard flight although slightly worrying when the seatbelt signs came on midtrip, but we landed safely and that’s all that matters.

We got our bags quite quickly after arriving and headed straight to the city centre, here we encountered our first slight problem. Polish people hate notes. Even though their currency mainly consists of notes, the man on the train was extremely grumpy and didn’t want to take our paper money, we were clearly behaving unacceptably. But after playing the dumb tourist he did take the offending notes, unfortunately this was not the only money mishap encountered during our journey, but that's a story for another day. 

Taking in the sites!

When we arrived in Krakow we found the hostel quite easily, although we thought it took us a while, the 15 minutes it took to find it were nothing in comparison to the 3 hours it would take us in Munich, if only we had known that 15 minutes would by far be the fastest journey to a hostel! In Krakow we stayed in the Blue Hostel, at about £12 for a night it was a decent price for what we got, a decent sized room (we were given a room for four although there were three of us), there was free wifi, breakfast, the showers were good and the staff were friendly so I would definitely recommend the hostel to anyone planning on staying in Krakow. 
A couple of tweets from the day

After getting ourselves sorted we went to explore the town and get some food, there are so many restaurants and cafes to choose from in the main square it was nearly impossible, with all of us being quite indecisive, but they were all around the same price and selling similar food. When we settled down to eat we had our first experience of a street performer, although I’m not sure he can be called a street performer. The strange man playing the violin extremely badly was just making his way down all the restaurants playing exactly the same song, it would have been tolerable if we only had to listen to it once but because the buildings were so close to each other we had to listen to the terrible tune a good four or five times before he was out of earshot. 

Happy to finally get some food!

We then headed down to the Old Town and Jewish quarter where we found Schindler’s Factory, it was really interesting and one of the biggest museums I’ve ever been in, I would definitely recommend a trip there if you are in the area. It was really worth the entry price and full of exhibitions and interactive displays.

Dan in Schindler's Factory, looking at messages from people helped by non-jews

A little later in the evening we headed back to the main square and saw a variety of entertaining street acts including musicians, street dancers and a ballerina with a unicorn head, I’m not sure what the last one was meant to be. It was just scary.

The extremely organised Pub Crawl in the background wasn't part of the act


Terrifying Unicorn

We had quite an early night in Krakow since we were all tired from the early morning and we had managed to pack quite a lot into one day. At least it would have been an early night if it hadn’t been for the overly loud Germans next door. I wish that had been the end of the irritating roommates. It was only the beginning. 

                          Weird Sign of the Day




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Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Genoa what? It's time for an update!

Im not actually sure when I wrote the first short update, we have been travelling for about a week now but I genuinely feel like its been about a month! Time flies when you're having fun and we have definitely had a lot of fun so far! 

Like the last little update I'm only going to be talking about a few little things and will do a proper full fledged ramble when I get home. I am currently sat in Genoa in our shared dorm surrounded by snoring strangers, we haven't been formally introduced but they sound like they are having a great sleep. 

Genoa has been lovely but very hot, I know it's also hot at home but it's been scorching. As usual I have been sunburnt but the worst area of burn by far is my knees, how on earth I have burned my knees so much when the rest of my legs are fine is beyond me. Clearly I kneed to be more careful.

But here are a few more photo highlights of the journey so far...

-This artist clearly had the wrong idea 


-Boris' friend Noris has decided to join the bike trend.

-The food is still weird, I don't know what a potato dumpling is but finding croutons inside it was a huge surprise. 



-The point of the third hostel film was clearly to see if anyone could survive the worlds hottest room. We did. Just.


-Some fountains should just not be jumped across.



-Signs are still weird.


Wednesday, 10 July 2013

A little update from Prague

I'm writing this short update towards the end of a very long day travelling on a train from Krakow to Prague. I think we are due to arrive so hopefully this train will be on time unlike the first of today's trains which was delayed due to some mad man and a crane on the track.

So here are a few things we have learnt in our first two days out of the Country,

-Notes are not an appropriate form of payment. It is apparently unforgivably rude to pay with any form of money that is not a coin, it's a good job we all have nothing but 100+ notes for Prague. Why is currency so high??

-The street performers are generally talented, but also weird. Highlights included a woman with a unicorn head, an overly persistent violinist and a man spinning several times on his head.

-Contemporary art is, well contemporary.



-The signs don't make sense. 



-Never try and order a hotdog on a train, you might get this.


Sunday, 7 July 2013

How not to pack for 22 days in Europe

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This time in two days we will finally be in Poland, I can’t believe how quickly the time has gone, it barely feels like two minutes ago since we bought our InterRail passes and booked our plane tickets. And now I’m all packed and nearly ready to go. Although, when I say that I am all packed I am probably missing something vital to our trip, but I guess as long as I don’t forget my pass, money, passport, phone… In fact if I forget anything its probably going to cause some sort of issue, so lets hope that for once I manage to remember nearly everything.

To start with I made sure to pack my InterRail pass, I’m quite sure that without this I will be spending 22 days in Poland, and as interesting as that sounds I think I would rather see a little more of Europe.

InterRail pass, don't they look happy.

 Of course I also have my pass loss and cover protection, as well as being prone to forgetting important items, I am also extremely subject to misplacing them, one key example would be when I lost my hair straighteners for three weeks, only to find them on my shelf (which I had previously cleared completely to find them and then put the contents back on, not my proudest moment.) But ignoring my irresponsible past, I am 100% sure that I will not need to use any kind of lost pass cover.


Pass Loss protection, better not lose this
The elusive straighteners

Now with the amount of stuff I am taking with me I don’t think that I have missed anything, but there is a possibility that I have forgotten something quite important and replaced it with another mini towel that fits inside a little bag. I am dreading the first time I have to use my little towels because I know that there is not a chance that I will make them fit again. Hopefully Karl and Dan are more skilled in repacking as otherwise I think I’m going to need a bigger bag. I also have too many shoes, tops, shorts and everything else imaginable, I have never been one to travel light but if there ever was a time for me to improve my packing skills it is now. When I’m home, I will definitely write an update about the vast amount of clothing I never wore, or the beach towel that never got to see a beach.

Of course I also have a large supply of plasters, paracetamol and suncream so that why I inevitably burn I wont be in too much pain. Unfortunately no sunglasses as of yet but they are first on my list when I get to Poland.


Overpacking is a talent.
All of my important documents are in a special secret compartment in my day bag, so secret in fact that I have forgotten about it at least three times, but if I can’t find it then hopefully no one else will be able to either! The only important paper that is not in there is my boarding pass, in fact boarding passes, my mum knows me far too well and has prepared me with three passes, all in different places. So I will at least make it out of the Country!


And that’s all for now, my bag is surprisingly light considering how stuffed it is, and if I want to buy anything im going to have to have some sort of one in and one out procedure, but I’ll face that when I get to it. I’ll possibly have some updates along the way if I have spare time to spend in an internet cafĂ©, if not enjoy my updates when im home with hopefully a little bit of a tan and a lot more worldly (or at least Europely) experience.
Its surprisingly light, for now.
If anyone is interested in any updates while I am away feel free to follow me on twitter @olivialaydon or Karl  and Dan, as we are likely to do some tweeting.

Also here is our general plan, if anyone has any suggestions of places you have been in these places let me know!

Poland
Prague
Nuremberg
Munich
Zurich
Milan
Geneva (Sadly not Genovia from the Princess Diaries as I hoped)
Florence
Rome
Venice
Villach
Zagreb
Budapest
Krakow
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Sunday, 23 June 2013

When The Music Stops

This week I've had a lot of time on my hands which has led to me thinking, this isn't an everyday occurrence and it tends to have interesting results. This time I got to thinking about musicals, anyone that knows me will know that I’m a massive musicals fan but this time I thought, what if musicals didn't have any music? If the situations that happened in these shows happened in everyday life, without the music the majority would be down right depressing. Several would definitely have a rightful place on the Jeremy Kyle show.

With this in mind I thought about several musicals and gave them Jeremy Kyle style tag lines, here they are…


Starlight Express- It's a musical about trains...


Cats- It's a musical about cats...


 Chess- It's a musical about chess...


 Legally Blonde- Proving that stalking really does pay off.




 Billy Elliot- Spending all our life savings on one boy is ok, just as long as you don't go back to work.




 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang- The original Transformer.



Joseph- Taking sibling rivalry to new extremes.


Mamma Mia- Never read your mother's old diaries.


 Lion King- Never trust a lion with a scar, or with several Hyena minions.



Mary Poppins- Changing health and safety laws with umbrellas forever. 



Several musicals also fall under the category of-


"If you can't look after your children, don't have so many."

The Sound of Music- Thank God for the rogue nun. 



The King and I- At least he has plenty of choice for an heir.




Joseph- Proving that you should never tell your children who your favourite is. 



And then there are those under the category,

"Without the music its almost certainly abduction."

Les Miserables- There is far too much drama and depression for one caption. 



Annie- The first time a ginger was the top choice.




 Oliver- Child labour is acceptable if they are homeless.



That's all I have for now, but as a massive musicals geek I really enjoyed writing this and thinking all of these up. I will probably write another blog post about my love for musicals some time in the near future as there are several shows I have missed off this list! If you enjoyed this feel free to leave a comment with any more Jeremy Kyle musical situations or give me a tweet here.